A Facebook user, Olufunke Philips got eyes rolling as she went to church with this cleavage-revealing outfit, a jean trouser and an exposed hair.
Read what she posted below and messages from her inbox...
"I went to one church today. No prizes for guessing which church. Ok. Maybe a small prize.
Those people focus way too much time on their enemies fa. Die! Die!! Die!!! Haters everywhere. Enemies. Fire burn dem all. Burn dem to a crisp mehn. Jah burn dem all like a bonfire.
If you spend three-quarters of the time for service casting and banishing your haters to the pit of hell, there is a problem.
Apparently, I commited two offences. I didn't cover my hair and I wore jean pants. Nobody told me to get out but the disapproving looks were not lost on me. So I winked at everyone that I caught looking at me 'one kain' and chuckled when they shuffled their feet uncomfortably. I even licked my lips at one woman that was frowning at me because of my jeans. Her eyes were as wide as saucers.
I love watching people in churches. Keep inviting me folks. I love it.
Let's drink beer biko. We deserve it. Running after enemies upandan early in the morning sure gets you tired. Stay hydrated people. Kizziss. 😙"
"I went to one church today. No prizes for guessing which church. Ok. Maybe a small prize.
Those people focus way too much time on their enemies fa. Die! Die!! Die!!! Haters everywhere. Enemies. Fire burn dem all. Burn dem to a crisp mehn. Jah burn dem all like a bonfire.
If you spend three-quarters of the time for service casting and banishing your haters to the pit of hell, there is a problem.
Apparently, I commited two offences. I didn't cover my hair and I wore jean pants. Nobody told me to get out but the disapproving looks were not lost on me. So I winked at everyone that I caught looking at me 'one kain' and chuckled when they shuffled their feet uncomfortably. I even licked my lips at one woman that was frowning at me because of my jeans. Her eyes were as wide as saucers.
I love watching people in churches. Keep inviting me folks. I love it.
Let's drink beer biko. We deserve it. Running after enemies upandan early in the morning sure gets you tired. Stay hydrated people. Kizziss. 😙"
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