Facebook Apologizes!! We Made A ‘Terrible Error’ When We Killed Everyone On Facebook - Even Mark Zuckerberg Was Killed - See Full Details Of What Happened

Facebook killed everyone on Friday, because wiping us off the face of the Earth in a post-Trump mercy-killing just felt right.

As everyone was mourning life as we know it, the social media giant “memorialized” personal accounts around the world with a banner noting that the account holder had passed away, and that their living Facebook page had been turned into a memorial wall. Even Mark Zuckerberg was killed off.

Suddenly the world was split into two groups: those who were massacred by Facebook and those who survived to live under a Donald Trump presidency. The company had no option but to send out a groveling apology.

In a statement to Mashable it wrote: “For a brief period today, a message meant for memorialized profiles was mistakenly posted to other accounts. This was a terrible error that we have now fixed. We are very sorry that this happened and we worked as quickly as possible to fix it.”